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The Morning Of A Horse Owner

Your eyes open and you realize its already morning. You roll over in your warm, comfy bed. The dawn light is shining through your window and splaying across the rug on the ground. You toss your comforter to the side, sit up and yawn. You rub your groggy eyes and remember why you get up so extraordinarily early.

Author:Dr. Felix Chaosphere
Reviewer:Xander Oddity
Oct 23, 2023714 Shares101.9K Views
Your eyes open and you realize its already morning. You roll over in your warm, comfy bed. The dawn light is shining through your window and splaying across the rug on the ground. You toss your comforter to the side, sit up and yawn. You rub your groggy eyes and remember why you get up so extraordinarily early.
You throw your legs over the side of the bed and stretch your arms. Then, you slowly stand up and walk over to the window and pull the string to the blinds. You can see the sun spilling across the ground. The evening fog is evaporating. You waddle over to your closet where you pull out an old t-shirt and a pair of jeans and pull them on.
Sitting on the floor, you pull on your socks and your boots, feeling the supple leather that has molded to your foot. You brush your hair out and tiptoe downstairs. Everyone else in the house is asleep because they don't have horses to feed.
The door softly closes. The crisp morning air is chilly and makes goosebumps rise on your skin. You walk out to the barn and breath in the scent of fresh hay. Sure, some people sleep in, but to you, this is so much better. Your horses nicker a hello. You toss hay in their feed bins and give them their grain. You check their waters and top them off as well.
While your furry friends munch on their breakfast, you work on cleaning the stalls and laying down fluffy bedding. You open the stall doors so they have access to their pasture. You want them to be able to run and play while you are at work. You curry and brush the horses till their coats shine and give their muzzles one last pat before you leave.
This is the morning of a horse owner.
Dr. Felix Chaosphere

Dr. Felix Chaosphere

Author
Dr. Felix Chaosphere, a renowned and eccentric psychiatrist, is a master of unraveling the complexities of the human mind. With his wild and untamed hair, he embodies the essence of a brilliant but unconventional thinker. As a sexologist, he fearlessly delves into the depths of human desire and intimacy, unearthing hidden truths and challenging societal norms. Beyond his professional expertise, Dr. Chaosphere is also a celebrated author, renowned for his provocative and thought-provoking literary works. His written words mirror the enigmatic nature of his persona, inviting readers to explore the labyrinthine corridors of the human psyche. With his indomitable spirit and insatiable curiosity, Dr. Chaosphere continues to push boundaries, challenging society's preconceived notions and inspiring others to embrace their own inner tumult.
Xander Oddity

Xander Oddity

Reviewer
Xander Oddity, an eccentric and intrepid news reporter, is a master of unearthing the strange and bizarre. With an insatiable curiosity for the unconventional, Xander ventures into the depths of the unknown, fearlessly pursuing stories that defy conventional explanation. Armed with a vast reservoir of knowledge and experience in the realm of conspiracies, Xander is a seasoned investigator of the extraordinary. Throughout his illustrious career, Xander has built a reputation for delving into the shadows of secrecy and unraveling the enigmatic. With an unyielding determination and an unwavering belief in the power of the bizarre, Xander strives to shed light on the unexplained and challenge the boundaries of conventional wisdom. In his pursuit of the truth, Xander continues to inspire others to question the world around them and embrace the unexpected.
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