If you grew up in a time when spankings were considered child abuse and staying hydrated meant drinking from the garden hose every day of the summer, you'll need a decent sign, coffee cup, or t-shirt to let the world know what you've gone through. This new slogan, which may be found on signs, clothes, and other items, reads: "I'm A Wooden Spoon Lead Paint No Car Seat No Helmet Hose Drinking Survivor", though some other versions also add in "No Seat Belt".