You Can Finally Buy Arms For Your Pet Chicken Just When You Thought Poultry Couldn’t Get Any More Perfect
Arms for chickens are something we didn't realize we needed until now, because just when you thought poultry couldn't get any better, these small gadgets show that there's always room for development. Granted, not many people have pet chickens, so these would be useless, but there are plenty that does, and you can't blame them for wanting some arms for their pet.
Author:Morgan MaverickReviewer:Raven NoirFeb 11, 20220 Shares123 Views
Human arms for chickensare something we didn't realize we needed until now, because just when you thought poultry couldn't get any better, these small gadgets show that there's always room for development.
Granted, not many people have pet chickens, so these would be useless, but there are plenty that does, and you can't blame them for wanting some arms for their pet.
Can You Buy Arms For Chickens?
Yes, you can buy these unique and funnyarms for your chickens. Someone is currently selling plastic arms for chickens on Etsy, the fantastic website where people sell all sorts of odd knickknacks, essentially making them appear like bouncers outside a pub.
People are essentially tying a piece of wire to a set of baby arms and then placing them on their pet chickens to achieve the weirdlook, and while it's certainly not the iPhone, it's a genuinely amusing discovery.
— え〜いお茶 (@niwatori3wa) July 16, 2020
During this extremely stressful time, it's comforting to know that my chicken now has arms. 🤪🤪🤪 pic.twitter.com/PuN3xgEAaO
— Michael Schatman (@headdock) July 19, 2020
The issue is, this isn't the only strange chicken fashion accessory on the market.
Chicken tutus are now available for $16.98 on Amazon, and while I'd argue that they're more upcycled fascinators, I'm probably wrong.
As stated in the product description:
“The small and exquisite tutu skirt with a pretty grosgrain ribbon and plenty of tulles gives the rooster skirt a fluffy fullness and decorates your chicken completing the princess look. Your chicken will not mind having such beauty and adorable dress on.
“Put your chick in a tutu and brighten your precious chicken’s day to have fun and take photos to record the beautiful memories and good times with this cute chick skirt.”
People are putting doll arms on chickens and it’s hilarious | Your Morning
The following are some of the positive reviews:
"My hen Lilly looks great in her new Tutu!“
and…
“Absolutely fabulous. #priscillachicken“
Conclusion
After all, what's next?
Do you have monocles for your goat?
Scarves for owls, perhaps?
Both, hopefully.
Morgan Maverick
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